You just never know what's going to happen when you put a bunch of middle schoolers in a room together. This episode is from last night's scout meeting.
Scout 1: Take the F out of way
Scout 2: There is no F in way. Even if you spelled it whey there still...
Leader 1: I think you missed the joke buddy.
Scout 2: Ohh...
Leader 2: You've got a bat in the belfry.
Scout 2 rubs his nose
Leader 2: You got it.
But when we looked on the floor there was a chunk of pineapple or something that looked like a big booger. We started laughing.
Scout 1 walks up: What? Did something fall on the floor?
Leader 1, laughing, nods.
Scout 1: Where is it? I'll eat it.
Leader 1, still laughing, shakes his head.
Scout 1: Yes I will! I'll eat anything. Unless it's a booger.
Leader 1, still laughing, nods and motions in the direction of the thing
Scout 1: Eeew!
Later we were practicing our edge training technique with snorkeling skills and we had one scout laying on 3 chairs demonstrating the dolphin kick. A couple of the other boys started recording him with their cell phones. He said if it wins money we can all split it. The younger scouts demanded exorbitant fees from $1 to $100 if we won the $10,000 prize. The swimmer wanted $5,000 which makes me think he's the only one who got the math.
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